May 2013
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
“I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
– Jack Kerouac (via fabulousbitch69)
“I have buried you in every place I’ve been. You keep ending up in my shaking...”
– Bon Iver (via ugh)
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
how to prepare for exams: cry
“Remember you create your world. It’s not what happens to you it how you choose...”
– (via danachick)
cleadmau5:
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
skate-high:
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
10moonymhrivertam:
bcperfect:
maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
